I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Randomize
