In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
