ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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