that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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