what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So here I am, sexting at work.
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