I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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