North Korea, Best Korea!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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