they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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