After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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