Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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