evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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