...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
