My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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