who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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