can u get pink eye on your cock?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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