I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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