Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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