And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize
