We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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