Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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