They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I love you.
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