: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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