talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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