I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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