I hate all girls vehemently.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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