If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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