Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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