North Korea, Best Korea!
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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