no, he came in my armpit
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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