dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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