I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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