The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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