i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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