There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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