i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
She even gives head with a lisp.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
COCAINE IS GR8
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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