Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
too bad you live with your parents still
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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