Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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