there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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