I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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