I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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