You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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