Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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