we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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