next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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