Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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