Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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