i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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