the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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