in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Randomize
