"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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