I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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