You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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