At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize
