Only a mothe r could love this liver
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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