Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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