dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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