i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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