I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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